Famous Sexy Quotes

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
that many men are having allergic reactions to latex
condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So
what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman

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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen


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“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until
you get older. Little things like being spanked every
day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money
for in later life." - Elmo Phillips

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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women. They say that
women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful." - Robert De Niro

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