Honesty is the best policy.

Marcus giggled at 3 months when he saw his first toy car.
He was naming cars before he can recite ABC.
His first three syllable word was "To-yo-ta".
He was talking about cylinders and horse powers by age four.
Trust my five-year old when it comes to cars.

Mckoy: "Tito, why do you like the motorcyle better than a car?"
Uncle: "It's not a motorcycle. It's a big bike. It's fast."
Mckoy: "Faster than a car?"
Uncle: "Yeah!"
Mckoy: "Ows? Faster than a sports car?"
Uncle: "Basta it's fast. And it’s nice to feel the wind while driving it."
Mckoy: “Ha??!! Eh d mag convertible sports car na lang! It’s super fast and top down pa!”
Uncle: “Eh Marcus, sports cars are very expensive.”
Mckoy: “Sus, ba't d mo sinabi agad? Wala ka lang palang pambili ng sports car eh!” (Sus, why didn't you just say so? You just don't have money to buy a sports car!)

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